I won't bore you with that one, then.
Every dog loves a good joke,
even that one about the hen.
Doggo
The Dog's Ball
Dogs of the world once held a ball,
They came from near and far,
Some flew in by aeroplane,
While others rolled in by car.
But before going into the hall,
They came from near and far,
Some flew in by aeroplane,
While others rolled in by car.
But before going into the hall,
One rule of the house to book,
Each dog took off his arsehole,
And hung it on a hook.
Hardly were they seated round,
Each mother, son and sire,
Each dog took off his arsehole,
And hung it on a hook.
Hardly were they seated round,
Each mother, son and sire,
When a little yellow chihuahua
Began to holla "Fire!!!"
Out dogs rushed in panic,
And didn't stop to look.
Each hound just grabbed an arsehole
From off the nearest hook.
So that's the reason why you see,
When walking down the street,
Each dog stops to swap a smell
With every dog it meets.
Reveals why many a dog
Will leave the comfort of home,
Daring to smell an arsehole,
Began to holla "Fire!!!"
Out dogs rushed in panic,
And didn't stop to look.
Each hound just grabbed an arsehole
From off the nearest hook.
So that's the reason why you see,
When walking down the street,
Each dog stops to swap a smell
With every dog it meets.
Reveals why many a dog
Will leave the comfort of home,
Daring to smell an arsehole,
To find if it's their own.
Anonymous Plus
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